
My Man Criteria.
LETS START WITH THE MUST HAVES:
- Nice mouth and teeth
- Hair from toes to head (this includes the ability to grow a big bushy beard!!)
- Good sense of humour
- Handsome
- Over 6 foot
- Over 21
- The ability to love someone
WHAT I WOULD PREFERABLY LIKE:
- Brown or grey eyes
- Dark hair (I will settle for blonde if you look like the guy from Thor!)
- A nice bum
- A bit/a fair amount of chub
- Nice fingernails
- Intelligence
- Well dressed (NO SHIT TRAINERS IE KAPPA BRAND)
- Piercings and or tattoos
- Good in the sack…lets me get mine
- A good job
- Good personal hygiene
- Patience/tolerance
- A bit of arrogance/cockiness
- The ability to spoil me :]
- A good cook
- A car
- Someone who appreciates and accepts that I am never wrong
MUST DEFINITELYNOTHAVE:
- Children
- Baggage in the form of ex’s and emotions
- Commitment issues!
- A history of cheating
- Drug/alcohol problem (this includes stoners)
- Bad oral hygiene
- A mullet (permed or other!)
- Play mind games
MUST LIKE:
- Feet
- Trying new things
- Animals…dogs over cats
- Crude and vulgar jokes
- Talking about poo
- Sleeping in
- Sex
- Listening to trivial gossip
- People watching
- Watching reality tv (Jersey Shore, TOWIE, Jeremy Kyle, Bridezillas etc…)
That’s all I can be arsed with but i don’t think it would do to narrow it down even more…i’ll be single forever haha D:






