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My Man Criteria.

LETS START WITH THE MUST HAVES:

  • Nice mouth and teeth
  • Hair from toes to head (this includes the ability to grow a big bushy beard!!)
  • Good sense of humour
  • Handsome
  • Over 6 foot
  • Over 21
  • The ability to love someone

WHAT I WOULD PREFERABLY LIKE:

  • Brown or grey eyes
  • Dark hair (I will settle for blonde if you look like the guy from Thor!)
  • A nice bum
  • A bit/a fair amount of chub
  • Nice fingernails
  • Intelligence
  • Well dressed (NO SHIT TRAINERS IE KAPPA BRAND)
  • Piercings and or tattoos
  • Good in the sack…lets me get mine
  • A good job
  • Good personal hygiene
  • Patience/tolerance
  • A bit of arrogance/cockiness
  • The ability to spoil me :]
  • A good cook
  • A car
  • Someone who appreciates and accepts that I am never wrong

MUST DEFINITELYNOTHAVE:

  • Children
  • Baggage in the form of ex’s and emotions
  • Commitment issues!
  • A history of cheating
  • Drug/alcohol problem (this includes stoners)
  • Bad oral hygiene
  • A mullet (permed or other!)
  • Play mind games

MUST LIKE:

  • Feet
  • Trying new things
  • Animals…dogs over cats
  • Crude and vulgar jokes
  • Talking about poo
  • Sleeping in
  • Sex
  • Listening to trivial gossip
  • People watching
  • Watching reality tv (Jersey Shore, TOWIE, Jeremy Kyle, Bridezillas etc…)

That’s all I can be arsed with but i don’t think it would do to narrow it down even more…i’ll be single forever haha D:

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